Theorem Vineyards

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Christianson Vineyards Sémillon-Sauvignon Blanc Blend

V15. Well made and well done. Crisp, the semillon adds juiciness to bone dry wine. Enjoyable! — 8 years ago

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Grand Valley Rosé

Gorgeous luminous red color, fruity aroma, light, fruity and flavorful finish — 9 years ago

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Matt Nicoletti

One of the best Rose' I've ever had. Fruity but not too sweet. Really nice color.
8.8

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The Blind Watchmaker Red Blend

Surprisingly sweet a nice blend a little sweeter than what we are used to but a crowd pleaser for Mother's Day — 10 years ago

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Grand Valley Cabernet Franc 2011

Cab Franc 2011 infinite monkey theorem — 12 years ago

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Cabernet Franc 2014

Smooth. Black cherries. Dry. An urban style Cab Franc bought at the Denver airport. Hurray for local wines! — 9 years ago

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Old Major Red Blend

More monkeys. I feel this is the kind of meal a PG Wodehouse character would have. — 9 years ago

Château Haut-Brion

Graves Red Bordeaux Blend 2005

Popped it 5 years too early. Stiff as fuck. BUT, a cacophony of mind-bending complexity unlike anything I have ever tried. Paired it with Terry Gilliam's "Zero Theorem". Actually, both are 5 years ahead of their time and play up the cerebral to the limit. — 10 years ago

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Petite Sirah

J M
9.4

Well rounded and wonderful with or without food. — 10 years ago

Colonial Brewing Company

Small Ale

Joel Pennington #❤️🐢🍷
9.0

Full of flavor - only 3.5% ABV which makes this the king of session beers. The entire lid of the can pulls back so that you can enjoy the aromas - I've never seen this kind of packaging before, would be perfect for canned wine (eg Infinite Monkey Theorem) — 9 years ago

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Grand Valley Syrah 2012

Colorado petite Syrah? Who knew? — 10 years ago

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American Sauvignon Blanc

This is actually their Malbec. — 10 years ago