Jonah Einstein

8.5

I purchased this in a grocery store in Paris, and I got much more than I bargained for. It was a powerful, fruity experience, only comparable to that of a basement orgy in the darkest corner of the 3rd arrondissement. It will fuck your short term memory harder than a peyote and Valium cocktail. This wine is probably good before sex. — 3 years ago

Jonah Einstein

7.5

Overheard: "Very tannic. After one sip my tongue feels like I drank a whole bottle." But my feeling is that eh, I've had worse. — 8 years ago

Jonah Einstein

9.5

Not too sweet. Dry. But not too dry. Smooth, like a cool desert breeze in a dry Mediterranean village. But French, so very classy. Too classy, perhaps. Would recommend. — 5 years ago

Jonah Einstein

7.3

Kind of tastes like water. My friend says no, you guys are being unfair. It's a decent table wine. Yeah. Write that. — 8 years ago

Jonah Einstein

8.0

"It makes you think-- that last one was really good!" — 8 years ago

Jonah Einstein

8.8

If you drink it right after a different, shitty rosé, this rosé will knock your socks off. — 8 years ago

Jonah Einstein

8.5

Do not drink if you're playing poker, as this wine is very bad luck. Otherwise, very tasty. — 8 years ago