Maullin-Péchaud

Red Bordeaux Blend

8.51 ratings
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Bordeaux, France
Top Notes For
Jonah Einstein

I purchased this in a grocery store in Paris, and I got much more than I bargained for. It was a powerful, fruity experience, only comparable to that of a basement orgy in the darkest corner of the 3rd arrondissement. It will fuck your short term memory harder than a peyote and Valium cocktail. This wine is probably good before sex.

I purchased this in a grocery store in Paris, and I got much more than I bargained for. It was a powerful, fruity experience, only comparable to that of a basement orgy in the darkest corner of the 3rd arrondissement. It will fuck your short term memory harder than a peyote and Valium cocktail. This wine is probably good before sex.

Apr 25th, 2022