Ben Levy

9.6

Ben had this 4 years ago

Ben Levy

9.7

Soft to medium supple mouthfeel. Not dissimilar to a soufflé of snake skin and spaghettios. I recommend pairing with pop rocks and curb your enthusiasm. The producer kneels for the national anthem. — 8 years ago

Ben Levy

10

Rarely do you come across a wine that has a perfect blend of toasted pinecones and chipmunk meat. This is a magnificent vintage that should be enjoyed with mediocre company, dull conversation, and klezmer music. Edible cork, non-edible glass bottle (don't try it, trust me). — 8 years ago

with Jared

Ben Levy

9.7

Ben had this 9 years ago

with Mr. and Dr

Ben Levy

9.1

This Russian river valley Pinot wants to be spicy yet its soft texture and somewhat coarse mouthfeel begs to differ. As with many Inman Family wines, the grapes have been produced from machine learning technology that has advanced over time. In addition, the oak barrels have been coated in room temperature hollandaise sauce which makes this wine a delight to enjoy with eggs, oysters, or Big Macs. The Inman Family is loosely based off the show Mindhunter and the bottle is made of asbestos. — 7 years ago

Ben Levy

10

Here's a free lesson for you - the three fundamental things you look for in a vintage Barolo are curry powder, gun powder, and baby powder. This '98 vintage is a testament to why more producers should go back to the fundamentals. What makes this wine particularly unique is the producers ability to include MDMA without altering the mouthfeel. Excellent to pair with an overly cooked Trump steak showered in ketchup and lies. — 8 years ago

with Jared

Ben Levy

9.0

Rosé runs rampant in gentrified areas these days. Some say there's a direct correlation of Pure Barre studios to Rosé bottles. I agree with that some. In any event, if you're looking for a rosé that speaks volumes about your personality, look no further. The bottle alone is a work of art - uniquely made out of beechwood and gorilla jawbone. And when you drink it, you're making the statement that yeah, sometimes I steal salad from the salad bar at whole foods, so what? No producer. — 9 years ago

Ben Levy

9.8

Foxi lady is a carbonated revelation of hope and misery. The Bozzole brothers have produced a wine that resembles the depth and floral notes of a diet dr. pepper but the color of a poorly made shepherd's pie. This wine is best paired with vegan meatballs, meat filled vegan balls, and an uncomfortable back massage from a distant relative. Share among farm animals. Smash the bottle into a million pieces upon finishing. — 7 years ago

with Jared

Ben Levy

8.3

One of your classic table wines. Smooth on the tongue, rough on the tonsil. Has the body of a goddess and a heart of an elephant. Best paired with orangutan meat. — 8 years ago

with Mr.

Ben Levy

9.4

This wine is the perfect marriage of limestone and crack rock. It's the kind of wine you want to drink before a baptism or after a bar mitzvah. The minerality is present and the acidity is psychedelic. Best paired with a dry tongue and loose morals. Highly recommend taking belly shots of this. — 9 years ago