Clothing Optional

Domaine des Roches Neuves (Thierry Germain)

Clos de L'Échelier Dampierre Sur Loire Saumur Chenin Blanc 2012

Lyle Fass
9.4

Riesling in Chenin Clothing. Roasted nuts, almonds, some wooly fresh hay, spices, yellow fruits. Very complex. Palate is complex and super zippy. Insanely concentrated and powerful. Very pure and over 2 days still very structured. Very clean. Excellent. — 7 years ago

LM, Matthew and 8 others liked this

Philippe Delmée

Rozetto Rosé Blend

Bought at a cool little combination vintage clothing shop/natural wine store in Tallinn. Super hip, I know; sue me. Natural Loire Valley (this is VdF but I'm pretty sure this producer is located in Touraine and I'm guessing the grapes are at least mostly sourced from there as well) rosé bubbles consisting of a blend of Grolleau and Cab Franc. Semi-sparkling/frizzante. Unfiltered, a quite small amount of sediment is visible floating in the bottle. Not sure whether or not this qualifies as a pet-nat since the production method isn't totally clear from bottle info but it fits the character of one regardless of production method. A bit funky but delightfully so and its not over the top at all. Slightly unripe wild raspberry and strawberry, some funky yeastiness that's almost lager-esque (also pours like a beer as well in terms of bubble texture/level of carbonation), a tiny bit of heavy cream, and wet granite and quartz stones, not unlike the stone of the beach of the island we just left (Hitis in the Finnish archipelago) where we spent a few days at my favorite place on earth, my family's shared summer cabin. Overall, somewhat like a sour beer in overall character, in a really cool way. Med. (+) acidity keeps it juicy and fresh. Super yummy. Great pizza wine. — 8 years ago

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Charles Smith

Kungfu Girl Washington State Riesling

Best enjoyed poolside. Bathing suits are optional! — 8 years ago

The Dalmore

Aged 15 Years Highland Single Malt Scotch Whisky

Sweet and piercing on the nose. Full robust in the mouth. Sugar, spice, and everything nice. This is a big time scotch. So many dimensions. So many layers of clothing. — 8 years ago

Anthony, Eric and 5 others liked this

Emmolo Winery

Napa Valley Merlot

A touch sweet but oaky and smooth as you like. Very good. Gives the impression of being a cab, but it's not. Wolf in sheep's clothing. — 9 years ago

Mullineux Family Wines

Kloof Street Swartland Rouge Red Blend 2009

Christopher Bates
9.3

Arguing these may be the most talented winemakers south of the equator? Bbq stains optional. — 9 years ago

Steven liked this

Navazos Palazzi

Single Fino Refill Cask Brandy de Jerez 2013

Fino wearing brandy clothing. — 9 years ago

Nelson and Brendan liked this

Parés Baltà

Cosmic White Xarello - Sauvignon Blanc Blend 2013

Xarel•lo old vines under Penedés stars, with a touch of Sauvignon Blanc (long board, optional) at the beach in Barcelona — 10 years ago

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Giuseppe Quintarelli

Alzero Veneto Cabernet 1998

Dessert wine in cab franc clothing! Terrific! — 10 years ago

Alexander & Fitch Winery

Alexander Valley Chardonnay 2009

T A
8.9

Honest, good chard, hope it isn't the same fitch from that asshole clothing co. — 11 years ago

Maison Dolin & Cie

Rouge Vermouth de Chambéry

2oz Rye; 1/2oz Sweet Vermouth; 2 dashes bitters. Stirred to very cold. Lemon zest optional. — 8 years ago

Sarah liked this

Gitton Père et Fils

Les Herses Silex Sancerre Sauvignon Blanc

This wine is perfect when you are looking for a Sauvignon Blanc with more muted pyrazines. The flavor profile skews heavily towards mineral, stony, and dusty notes, rather than vegetal or fruity flavors. Think Muscadet in Sancerre clothing! — 8 years ago

Matthew liked this

John Anthony Vineyards

Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon 2006

first bottle we decided to try when we looked at the flights, definitely does not disappoint. optional decanter; light airing and sitting for 15-20 minutes will do, easy on the nose with a light woody taste and a 3 second lingering finish. — 8 years ago

Chateau Ste. Michelle

Columbia Valley Chardonnay

At the clothing swap with Keri — 8 years ago

Paolo Bea

San Valentino Sangiovese Blend 2009

Great with food or without food. Clothing optional. — 8 years ago

Guilhem et Jean Hugues Goisot

Exogyra Virgula Saint-Bris Sauvignon Blanc

2013. Mineral, rocks in the mouth, super dry, good acid. Chablis in sheep's clothing. — 9 years ago

Fattoria di Fèlsina Berardenga

Chianti Colli Senesi Sangiovese 2012

A wolf in sheep's clothing. Killer wine for reading serial killer lit. — 9 years ago

Anthony and Marc liked this

Arianna Occhipinti

Sicilia Il Frappato 2012

Thanks Thomas, Robert, et al! Perfect pizza wine. Blizzard optional! — 9 years ago

Dan liked this

Azienda Agricola Roberto Voerzio

Vigneti S. Francesco Fontanazza Langhe Nebbiolo 2006

Louis Schofield
9.8

6 and 10 both barolo in Sheeps clothing — 10 years ago

René, Eric and 2 others liked this

Domaine du Gros' Noré

Bandol Mourvedre Blend Rosé 2015

Lauren Vance
9.1

The nose flexes it's minerality muscles right away, while also bringing white cherry, white peach, unripe strawberries still on the vine, and white pepper. Doesn't quite prepare you for the unruly palate. A spice bomb, layered with white/unripe fruits and M+ finish of acidity. A wolf in sheeps clothing. — 8 years ago

Emily, David and 10 others liked this

Lamoresca

Nerocapitano Sicilia Frappato

Quite stunning. It drank so soft and breezy. If it were clothing it would be a floral, linen summer dress. All fresh red fruits with some herb accents. I'm crushin. — 8 years ago

Matt liked this

Altos Las Hormigas

Terroir Valle De Uco Malbec 2013

Dry masculinity in chicks clothing....finishes with a pleasant lack of acid in a creamy berry happiness. — 8 years ago

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Leslie and Paul liked this

Sepp und Maria Muster

Opok White Blend

A saint in wolf's clothing. She plays like the devil on the plains. — 8 years ago

Imagery Estate Winery

Sonoma County Cabernet Franc 2012

Nice wine, food optional — 9 years ago

David liked this

Peju Province Winery

Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon 2012

A soft, floral Cabernet on the nose but hints of spice and tobacco show up on the palate. Elegant is the first word that comes to mind, but its a wolf in sheep's clothing. — 9 years ago

Il Borro

Toscana Red Blend 2011

Big and chewy - server says the label is owned by clothing designer Ferragamo — 9 years ago

Copain

Copain Estate Russian River Valley Trousseau 2013

Bitters and orange peel in Pinot clothing — 9 years ago

Alain Brumont

Vin de Pays du Comté Tolosan Tannat-Syrah-Merlot 2012

Orangey pink, a wolf in sheep's clothing!  Dark red fruits with a graceful finesse, full of style. — 10 years ago

Le Clos du Caillou / Domaine du Caillou

Cuvée Unique Vieilles Vignes Côtes du Rhône Red Rhone Blend 2005

Beautiful Grenache. Rich, savory fruit, subtle (but evident) structure, long finish. A Chateauneuf-du-Pape in sheep's clothing. — 11 years ago