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Bonneau du Martray

Corton-Charlemagne Grand Cru Chardonnay 2005

Very intense. Powerful gunpowder, flint, lime. A dazzling and broad midpalate. Really juicy and focused with none of the over-ripeness you sometimes see in 05. Killer. No signs of premox and will probably kick ass in 20 years on this showing. — 8 years ago

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Maybach Family Vineyards

Materium Cabernet Sauvignon 2013

To quote my two friends @Martin G Rivard and @Mike Rowe this is a bad ass wine eliciting smiles all around (and a great way to start 2017). Parker gave this a perfect score and it is a beauty. Decanting is a must at this point. It's been opening up over the last 4 hours and think it will continue to improve if I can sip more slowly lol. Slightly cloudy, and a bright purple in the glass. On the nose, cassis, vanilla and toast dominate. The sips are long and driven by fruit (blue and blackberries and cassis). Liquid silk in the mouth with sweet tannins and a surprisingly strong acidity. The finish is long. This is a total baby but I had to try it. Happy New Year to all my Delectable friends and especially to my fellow Wine Nerd Herd. I've always believed that sharing wine with friends is the greatest gift and this app has enabled me to do that with friends near and far and connect with some great people. May 2017 be a year of great health and happiness and may all our glasses be full! — 8 years ago

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Eric L.

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Happy New Year, Carl!
Joe Lucca

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@Carl Fischer Happy New Year! Great notes as always. I agree with your score, this wine is truly outstanding.
Martin G Rivard

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@Carl Fischer Ridiculously insanely awesome 👏😍🍷🍷😍👏

Thierry Allemand

Chaillot Cornas Syrah 2011

So funky I just spontaneously broke out singing James Brown. — 9 years ago

Wwe. Dr. H. Thanisch (Erben-Thanisch)

Bernkasteler Badstube Kabinett Riesling 2013

Mike Anderson
9.5

Add this to the list of reasons why #Riesling is a kick ass grape variety. #wine — 9 years ago

Bodegas y Viñedos Vega Sicilia

Ribera del Duero Valbuena 3° Tempranillo Blend 1984

Vertical with the 1983 of the same wine. Darker / Deeper red than the 1983. Nose is more closed than the 1983. Decanted after the cork broke. Nice raspberry on the palate at first with plum qualities. Still a bit tight (for a 1984). Definitely has legs and could go on for several more years. Really opened nicely after 40-45 minutes of air. If you have it, drink it in the next 6 months to a year - still delicious. Can probably show well for a couple more years. — 10 years ago

Marchesi Antinori

Tignanello Toscana Super Tuscan Blend 2011

Broke out the big guns for the Father's Day dinner... — 10 years ago

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Thierry Allemand

Cornas Reynard (R) Syrah 2005

Cornas, not to be confused with the French-Kentucky pronunciation of "corn-ass." Pepper, stems, and fermented grape characteristics. Totally drinkable now, totally drinkable in 10 years — 10 years ago

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Rocland Estate

Ass Kisser Shiraz 2012

One of my favorite wines. Affordable, heavy and full of flavor! — 10 years ago

Viader

Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon Cabernet Franc 2007

Tight. Like my ass should be. I'll add a new note in half hour once it opens up a bit (the wine, not the hiney) — 11 years ago

Dave Wismer
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Dave Wismer

Dave Wismer

Standing by with great anticipation for loosening of the ass. And the wine.
8.2
Jo Anne B

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Again, lmao!
Kim Stanbro

Kim Stanbro

It took about 3 hours in the decanter to really get soft and yummy. Unfortunately we kept tasting along the way, so a third glass of perfection was all that was left.

Rogland Estate

Ass Kisser Red Blend 2009

A great reasonably priced red — 12 years ago

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Château Latour

Premier Grand Cru Classé Pauillac Red Bordeaux Blend 1940

What a beautiful person inside and out! I'm blessed beyond measure to be able to call him "Dad". Words can't adequately express how much I Love him. We opened a few bottles last night that I will hold near and dear to my heart forever. We are celebrating his completion of 6 rounds of chemo therapy in his battle against Prostate cancer. This is his 3rd time in the ring against this opponent and it appears that he's won with a unanimous decision by knockout at this time!!!!!! Love you dad!!!!! So proud of your strength through this process. My Father was born in 1940. A difficult year to say the least:
Germans entered Bordeaux in June of 1940. As dictated by Hitler himself, it was the sworn duty of each and every commander to search and seize whatever could be used for the advancement of the German cause. Bedlam broke out. Chateaux' were ransacked, wine cellars were looted if not used for target practice. The Chateauxs were forced to continue producing wines. It's poetic justice that Mother Nature provided the Germans with the worst growing season from 1940 to 1944!!!! The Germans left Bordeaux in 1944 to the cheers of the residents "Au Revoir Les Allemands"!!!! The 1940 bottle that we enjoyed this evening survived World War II. It Survived the ransacking, pillaging & plunder of countless German soldiers. It's outer capsule showed evident signs of its struggle but it's inner beauty was unblemished and glorious. I've had many, many vintages of Latour from 1928 and on but none have ever tasted as perfect as the one we enjoyed tonight. This 1940 was perfect. It was a fighter, it never gave up, it never relinquished in the face of adversity. That's my Father, that my role model. He's a beautiful person inside & out. I think 1940 is the best vintage that I have ever had the privilege to enjoy. Special thanks to my good friends Michael Troise whom provided me with much of the insights in regards to the incredibly difficult vintage and David Page whom gifted this bottle to me for our celebration this evening. I will never forget your generosity. It was a glorious evening to say the least!!! Wine has a way of bringing people together and encapsulating an evening and event. I couldn't think of a better way to rejoice in his victory than to open a Father & Son birth year wine.
— 8 years ago

Ryan CallahanChristine Joey Stein
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Domaine Hubert Lignier

Clos de la Roche Grand Cru Pinot Noir 2006

Clos de la Roche appellation in general just just kicks ass......structured but soft, amazing finish, subtle leather, blueberries and total balance.....finish is wild.....great wine — 9 years ago

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Fat Ass Ranch & Winery

Country Peach

I really enjoyed this wine. It's a sweet wine but I feel the higher alcohol content (12%) evens it out. If you like peaches and like sweet wine I'd recommend. — 9 years ago

Pompous Ass Wine Co

Kiss My Ass Rosé Blend

Tina .
9.6

Very sweet. Not dry. — 10 years ago

Broken Arrow Wine Co.

California White Blend 2011

Guess that wine? Ok, you were right, Broke Arrow 2011 White Wine. A Rhone - style blend of Roussane, Viognier, Vermentino and Picpoul. Very yummy, best with food and the color which reminded me of olive oil (dark and dense)! — 10 years ago

Caymus Vineyards

Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon 1998

We broke this beauty out last night for my father's birthday. After a nice time in the decanter, this Cab opened up so well. It was very smooth, red fruits, mild floral notes. Delicious! — 10 years ago

Pompous Ass Wine Co

Kiss My Ass White

Slightly sweet white wine — 10 years ago

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Pompous Ass Wine Co

Highfalutin Red Red Blend

Great, medium bodied, slightly fruity red wine. Similar to a Beaujolais Villages, good vin ordinaries. $10 a bottle. From Seneca Lake. — 11 years ago

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Fonseca

Vintage Port Blend 1977

Had this port many times, it is a port to compare all ports to. 10 minutes after this picture I broke the bottle.........#^*{&@!'. Wasted perfection — 12 years ago

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Charles Smith

Royal City Washington Syrah 2009

Kick ass! Drank with pork shoulder adobo tacos. Definitely let her breathe for an hour and a half or more... — 8 years ago

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Ned Clark

Ned Clark

Kick ass and only 9.3?

Krinklewood Vineyard

Biodynamic Vineyard Francesca Rosé 2015

Biodynamic organic crisp deliciousness — 8 years ago

Andy Ringin
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Margan

White Label Limited Release Barbera 2012

Ripe and juicy with zingy acidity. I would call this 'young' needs to integrate and mellow. — 8 years ago

Château de Beaucastel

Châteauneuf-du-Pape Red Rhône Blend 2010

I'm sorry I woke you up but I need to check in on you and your friends. Day 1 is compact and very concentrated. Vinous and dense. Just needs some time to wake up. Already tons of garrigue, tar, talcum, licorice and dense fruit out the ass. Super silky given it's weight. Day 2: still sleepy. Showing some more black fruit compote, black tea, raspy herbs, bitter cocoa, cedar. Day 3: this big boy is just waking up. Relaxed a lot though since the last 2 glasses went down very quickly. 30% Grenache, 30% Mourvèdre, 10% Syrah, 10% Counoise, 5% Cinsault etc — 9 years ago

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Belle Glos

Las Alturas Vineyard Pinot Noir 2013

Almost a year ago I wrote, "Big, not hot. Black fruit, smoky cedar on an oaky, full body. The busty one from Two Broke Girls. Likely even better with a few yrs." and rated 92.
Turns out the busty one goes all Eliza Doolittle, amping up the polish and finesse. And gorgeous brambly perfume. Wowed a table of Napa Cab drinkers.
— 9 years ago

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And I'm with you on the, ummm, busty parts, but didn't have a lawyers erudition to say it without getting in trouble..,
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I didn't learn that stuff in law school LM ;-)

Arianna Occhipinti

SP68 Terre Siciliane Nero d'Avola Frappato 2014

Bad ass is the word that came up when drinking this bottle and I think it's the perfect descriptor — 10 years ago

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Robert Mondavi Winery

Napa Valley Cabernet Sauvignon 1978

Michael Young
9.5

1978 Vintage. Awesome. How good California was. 13% alcohol. Global warming my ass. — 10 years ago

Garage Wine Co.

Lot #37 Maipo Alto Cabernet Sauvignon 2011

Delicious and balanced cab. Slightly berry but mostly just grapes doing what they do best, giving me a delicate pillow of a classy ass buzz. Pairs well with sailors and other fine folk. — 10 years ago

Swedish Hill Winery

Doobie's Jack Ass Red Finger Lakes Red Blend

This is my favorite red wine, so far. I try to have it on hand to enjoy when I want to have a glass of wine. — 10 years ago

Ridge Vineyards

Geyserville Sonoma County Zinfandel Blend 2010

Like a big ass spoonful of raspberry jam — 11 years ago

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Ardbeg

Supernova Single Malt Scotch Whisky

And this came and kicked my ass! — 12 years ago