
Look, sometimes you gotta respect some things that just aren’t for you. Big grapes, big gulps, big Shiraz. This drank like it wanted to be from Washington but oh buddy, you deffo got that dirrrrrrty dirt that when you’re done with your teenage identity crisis you’ll be proud of. Like when you leave your hometown because it *sucks* and no one will let go of that one fall night you lost a fight over a girl with cherry lip gloss and ended up with a mouth full of cedar chips and then you go back as an adult and you’re like, “ah shit, it got good and nostalgic” and everyone welcomes you back when open arms and grown respect.*
Everybody’s got boundaries, this one hit mine, but it’s good and you should give it a go.
*Not a real memory, I’m not from Australia you dorks.
Look, sometimes you gotta respect some things that just aren’t for you. Big grapes, big gulps, big Shiraz. This drank like it wanted to be from Washington but oh buddy, you deffo got that dirrrrrrty dirt that when you’re done with your teenage identity crisis you’ll be proud of. Like when you leave your hometown because it *sucks* and no one will let go of that one fall night you lost a fight over a girl with cherry lip gloss and ended up with a mouth full of cedar chips and then you go back as an adult and you’re like, “ah shit, it got good and nostalgic” and everyone welcomes you back when open arms and grown respect.*
Everybody’s got boundaries, this one hit mine, but it’s good and you should give it a go.
*Not a real memory, I’m not from Australia you dorks.
Oct 1st, 2021