Theorem Vineyards

A. Margaine

Le Brut 1er Cru Champagne Blend

Just the usual Friday afternoon at Theorem. Grower Champagne and antique guns. — 6 years ago

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Petit Verdot

Dry. Not a lot of depth. But good drinking. Slight bitterness. — 6 years ago

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The Hundredth Monkey Grand Valley Red Blend

Kyle Schlachter
9.0

Toasting #40under40 with another Colorado 40er #we40under40 — 7 years ago

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The Standish Wine Company

The Schubert Theorem Barossa Valley Shiraz 2015

David T
9.5

Dig that crazy iron soil with quartz. Big, bold Shiraz with soft minerals and iron pan that doesn't seem all that earthy. So good. — 7 years ago

Kim, Mike and 13 others liked this

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Cabernet Franc 2014

Smooth. Black cherries. Dry. An urban style Cab Franc bought at the Denver airport. Hurray for local wines! — 9 years ago

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Old Major Red Blend

More monkeys. I feel this is the kind of meal a PG Wodehouse character would have. — 9 years ago

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American Sauvignon Blanc

This is actually their Malbec. — 10 years ago

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Dry Hopped Pear Cider

Piney from the hops. Dry, but a nice sweetness. — 6 years ago

Patrice Rion

Charmes-Chambertin Grand Cru Pinot Noir 2005

Needed something to ease the pain of leaving Napa tomorrow. Some extraordinary sites, exceptional wines, and even better people...
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— 6 years ago

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Greg Ballington

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How was Ashes?
Isaac Pirolo

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@Greg Ballington It was really cool. It really feels like a departure from Napa, or at least Napa today. And the wines match that feel.

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Christianson Vineyards Sémillon-Sauvignon Blanc Blend

V15. Well made and well done. Crisp, the semillon adds juiciness to bone dry wine. Enjoyable! — 8 years ago

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Grand Valley Rosé

Gorgeous luminous red color, fruity aroma, light, fruity and flavorful finish — 9 years ago

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Matt Nicoletti

One of the best Rose' I've ever had. Fruity but not too sweet. Really nice color.
8.8

Château Haut-Brion

Graves Red Bordeaux Blend 2005

Popped it 5 years too early. Stiff as fuck. BUT, a cacophony of mind-bending complexity unlike anything I have ever tried. Paired it with Terry Gilliam's "Zero Theorem". Actually, both are 5 years ahead of their time and play up the cerebral to the limit. — 10 years ago

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Petite Sirah

J M
9.4

Well rounded and wonderful with or without food. — 10 years ago

Cayuse Vineyards

God Only Knows Armada Vineyard Grenache 2011

Cayuse was called for after a long week at the office which consisted of tastings at Larkmead and Skipstone (not to mention tasting each barrel of 2016 Theorem) and visits to our two new vineyard sites (Moon Mountain and Dry Creek). The highlight of the week, though, was my first working lunch at Diavola in Geyserville. I get it now... anytime close and it’s mandatory.

As for this Cayuse... the 2011 God Only Knows Grenache comes from a 7 acre parcel of the Armada Vineyard in Walla Walla Valley. The other 25 acres or so are planted to Syrah. While close to being ready immediately, an hour open really helps it work out the kinks, which should almost be expected for a wine this exotic. At its core it is kirsch infused with fresh cracked pepper, forest floor, and Herbes de Provence, with a pure minerality that adds just enough acid, but not too much that it keeps the Strawberry from shaking its ass. Stunning.
— 6 years ago

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@Isaac Pirolo Good review, great pic Cheers 🍷
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Thanks for the check in on this @Isaac Pirolo I think I need to pull some “stunning” from the cellar soon. I have the GOK back to ‘07 and I’ve never opened.
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@Bill Bender Do it! Get stunned.

The Standish Wine Company

Single Vineyard Shiraz

More tension than the Schubert Theorem. In a way, I prefer this. — 7 years ago

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Riesling 2015

A great surprise. Enough sweetness that I wouldn't drink without food, but it has bright citrus and pineapple with honey on the finish. Paired wonderfully with Christmas gumbo (duck, turkey and andouille). — 7 years ago

Colonial Brewing Company

Small Ale

Joel Pennington #❤️🐢🍷
9.0

Full of flavor - only 3.5% ABV which makes this the king of session beers. The entire lid of the can pulls back so that you can enjoy the aromas - I've never seen this kind of packaging before, would be perfect for canned wine (eg Infinite Monkey Theorem) — 9 years ago

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Grand Valley Syrah 2012

Colorado petite Syrah? Who knew? — 10 years ago

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The Blind Watchmaker Red Blend

Surprisingly sweet a nice blend a little sweeter than what we are used to but a crowd pleaser for Mother's Day — 10 years ago

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Grand Valley Cabernet Franc 2011

Cab Franc 2011 infinite monkey theorem — 11 years ago